Archive for the 'Humor' category

If It’s Good Enough For The Bull…

July 26, 2007 16:38:10

…It’s Good Enough For Me.

A farmer in Culpepper, VA went to the local branch of the Wachovia Bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.


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Capt’n Salsa’s Grill Roasted Yard Bird

February 20, 2007 13:30:37

By: Capt’n Salsa

Wow I have a hankering for some really good grill roasted chicken, the melt in your mouth variety with some fresh homemade salsa slathered right on top. Just seems that we never have time during the lazy days of summer to get everything done. You know, you have to mow the grass, weed the garden and if you’re lucky harvest a bounty of fresh produce from your own little truck farm.


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Judging Texas Chili Cookoffs

February 27, 2006 17:06:05

My apologies to this author. I have no idea who wrote it, but I laughed until I almost cried. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It’s located out west in Terlingua, TX. May contain language not suitable to all ages.

Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL   Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for  directions  to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I  accepted”.

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:



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Five Simple Rules

January 11, 2006 23:39:19

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway. It just wasn’t worth the effort to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

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THE COWBOY AND THE YUPPIE

January 9, 2006 23:46:52

A cowboy was herding his cattle in a remote pasture, when suddenly a brand new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud toward him…

The driver—a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie—leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”

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